With 2 weeks of Christmas shopping left I'd thought
that it would be a good
idea for Santa DCS to let you know what everyone
wanted for Christmas.
Santa DCS is running low on resources so you'll
have to help me out to be
sure that everyone gets what they want.
Here are some of the Christmas wishes that Santa DCS got:
Mike Awesome - An angle
Rob Van Dam - An intriguing match
Jerry Lynn - The TV Belt
Tommy Dreamer - Unherniated Disks
Candido & Sytch - A time machine to take them back to 1996
Sandman - The AbRoller
Tajiri and Super Crazy - Hooked on phonics
Dusty Rhodes - Polka dot tights
Steve Corino - Ear plugs
Nova - A push
Sabu - A shiny, new spike
Fonzie - A good orthodontist
The Baldies - Rogaine
New Jack - The Baldies
Cyrus - Gertner's TV color commentator spot
Joel Gertner - To keep his TV color commentator spot
Simon Diamond - Simon says he wants a bigger Dyck
The Impact Players - Tag Team Gold
Roadkill - CHICKENS!!
Sal E. - Slim Fast
Jack Victory - Your thoughts and prayers so one day he can walk again
Raven - To rid the world of drunks
Paul E - A return to the booking glory days
Well, there you have it, if you can come up with
any of these gifts for
Santa DCS e-mail [email protected]
and these lucky people will have their
Christmas wishes come true.