Dueling Chair Shots
by Kurt La Mont
column date 12/10/99

With 2 weeks of Christmas shopping left I'd thought that it would be a good
idea for Santa DCS to let you know what everyone wanted for Christmas.
Santa DCS is running low on resources so you'll have to help me out to be
sure that everyone gets what they want.
 

Here are some of the Christmas wishes that Santa DCS got:

Mike Awesome - An angle

Rob Van Dam - An intriguing match

Jerry Lynn - The TV Belt

Tommy Dreamer - Unherniated Disks

Candido & Sytch - A time machine to take them back to 1996

Sandman - The AbRoller

Tajiri and Super Crazy - Hooked on phonics

Dusty Rhodes - Polka dot tights

Steve Corino - Ear plugs

Nova - A push

Sabu - A shiny, new spike

Fonzie - A good orthodontist

The Baldies - Rogaine

New Jack - The Baldies

Cyrus - Gertner's TV color commentator spot

Joel Gertner - To keep his TV color commentator spot

Simon Diamond - Simon says he wants a bigger Dyck

The Impact Players - Tag Team Gold

Roadkill - CHICKENS!!

Sal E. - Slim Fast

Jack Victory - Your thoughts and prayers so one day he can walk again

Raven - To rid the world of drunks

Paul E - A return to the booking glory days
 

Well, there you have it, if you can come up with any of these gifts for
Santa DCS e-mail [email protected] and these lucky people will have their
Christmas wishes come true.