The Franchise vs. The Judge. Who would have thought it would ever came to this. One pretzel vendor remark and we have a full fledged feud. Since it’s unlikely that feud will be settled in the ring I thought that it would be interesting to look at the tale of the tape with the assistance of my good friend from ESPN Nick Bakay (NO GOAL!) to see who would come the winner in a grudge match.
Nickname:
Jeff Jones - The Judge
Frank Romeo - The Franchise
Advantage - Romeo - Franchise
has a nice ring to it
Greatest Moment:
Jeff Jones - Managing Awesome
to the Title Frank Romeo - Winning a pool tournament
Advantage - Jones - The
pool tournament only ranks between the TV Belt and Tag Belts
Gimmick stolen from:
Jeff Jones - Judge Judy
Frank Romeo - Shane Douglas
Advantage - Romeo - Judge
Judy is all bark and no bite
Wrestling experience:
Jeff Jones - Referee and
Manager Frank Romeo - Cancelled Wrestling class
Advantage - Jones - The
versitily pays off here
Column Style:
Jeff Jones - Says stuff
we already know about Frank Romeo - In depth ECW insights
Advantage - Romeo - The
ECWnews.com columns are superior
Envy of ECW fans:
Jeff Jones - Works in ECW
Frank Romeo - Has Front Row Arena seats
Advantage - Romeo - People
would
kill for those seats and you don’t have to take the ring apart either
Biggest Fear:
Jeff Jones - Internet Critisicm
Frank Romeo - Mandatory 8 AM classes on Friday
Advantage - Jones - Those
8 AM classes are killers, especially in winter
Better ECW wear:
Jeff Jones - ECW jackets
Frank Romeo - ECWnews.com shirts
Advantage - Jones - The
ECWnews.com budget just can’t compare
Career goal:
Jeff Jones - To fianlly
get over Frank Romeo - Educate the next generation
Advantage - Romeo - Someone
has to teach the next generation of Smarts
Winner: In a hard fought, grueling cage match The Franchise pulls out the clean victory after putting The Judge through a table with a flying elbow of the top of the cage. In a post match interview The Franchise credited his skill of setting up tables quickly with enabling him to pull out the victory.
There you have it.
It’s all really easy when you break things down scientifically. And
remember, the numbers never lie.